I’m not supposed to care when a speechwriter exults at getting published in Vital Speeches …
“Speechwriters get few opportunities to brag,
it being a largely anonymous line of work,”
wrote a speechwriter on Facebook, before asking his friends to
“bear with me as I proclaim this a good Monday.”
Upon opening his mail, he had found his CEO’s speech in the new issue.
“Time to ask for a raise,” he said.
… but I do. —DM