She was a Washington ghostwriter—emphasis on “was.” Former Hillary Clinton ghost Barbara Feinman Todd says that if she had to do it all over again, she wouldn’t. She has a memoir out this month, called Pretend I’m Not Here: How I Worked With Three Newspaper Icons, One Powerful First Lady, and Still Managed to Dig Myself Out of the Washington Swamp. Read why, in a juicy excerpt in Washingtonian. —DM